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=Oye sms parnay walay.
Teri to ?
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ARE HAN TERI TOyad SATAWy.
I Miss YOU.
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Bacha Mis Se
Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
Mis Ghusey Se Boli
Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He
Bacha!
Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.
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Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy
Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.
Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)
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Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
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BOY:
Its just a formality, but I still ask
"can I marry ur Daughter"
FATHER:
'Who told u its just a formality'?
BOY:
"The Gynaechologist:-
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PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza hota hai.to sub se pyar lena chaiye.
William Nargis!
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Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
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A Person Doing His own SWOT Analysis.
Strength: My Wife
Weakness: My Neighbor's Wife
Opportunity: When My Neighbor Is
On Tour
Threat: When I am On Tour. :)
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Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho?
Larki: I am Heroin
Larka: To Heroinchi to main b Hon.
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Jo Ho saky to Nawaz do
Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do
Mri Sham Ko Sanwar do!
Mry dukhon Ko Qarar do
Ye Na Ho skay to Yun Kro
Mujy apni girl/frnd Udhar do.. =P ;->
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