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Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho?
Larki: I am Heroin
Larka: To Heroinchi to main b Hon.
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Jo Ho saky to Nawaz do
Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do
Mri Sham Ko Sanwar do!
Mry dukhon Ko Qarar do
Ye Na Ho skay to Yun Kro
Mujy apni girl/frnd Udhar do.. =P ;->
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Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
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Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi, is liy tamaam "GIRLS" se guzarish hai k is muskil waqt mein hukumat ka sath den
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aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.
U dirty mind.
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Aap cartoon
Aap k bhai cartoon
Aap ki sister cartoon
Aap k abbu cartoon
Aap k bachay cartoon
Aap ki puri family cartoon
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Dekhte hain ya nahi?
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Larka... nay car rok kar larki say poocha "miss aap lift laina pasand karain ghee"?
Larki "naheen main doo dafa lift lay chukey hoon ab apnay ghar ja rahi hoon
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Kia kr rahe ho ager farig ho tu pas ao
thora or
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or pas
a kr mujhy
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Hawa do Q k light nahi hy or bohat garmi hy..
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1 murghi super market gae aur kaha: 1 anda dena
Salesman: tum anda kya karogi?
Murghi: q k murgha ne bola hai darling! 5 rupay k liye apna figure khrab mat kro
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Kareena has small.!
Rakhi has big.!
Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
What's dat?
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The letter 'R'
but i like the way u thnk ;->
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Hum saath marnay ka soch kar darya main kood gaye FARAZ....
Uppar pohanch k Farishtey ne btaya k WO swimming champion thi...
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