Mom Of da Milenium:

A Girl Tells her Mom:

“I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?”

Mom: “Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM” !

Pathan Humesha Rait ki ?ori Cycle k Peche Rakh kar ?order Cross karta

?ohat !)afa Check karne Par ? ?order Force ko kabhi kuch Na Mila

Akhir 1 !)in ?order Force Walon Ne khan ko Rok kar kaha: Hum Tumhain kabi Nai Rokain Ga ?atao Tum Aakhir kis Chez ki Smuggling kartay Ho?

Khan: Cycles ki

Ek pathan t.v par bomb rakh kar pakistan ka semi final dekh raha tha b.v na pocha k ya bomb kis liya

Pathan:agar ya haar gay to puri team ko bomb sa ura do ga

Sana mai Aj tm sy nhe Mil sakta,
Pehly b abu ny Mjy pkr lia tha tmhary sath,
Or Ab agr tumhari ami ny pkr Lia to wo mUjy mar daly ge,
Es sy behter hai k tm apny bhai jo is wqt sms parh rha hai os ko smjao k behnoi k love letter nahe parhty… =P

..Happy SALA Day..
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=Oye sms parnay walay.

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ARE HAN TERI TOyad SATAWy.
I Miss YOU.

Bacha Mis Se
Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
Mis Ghusey Se Boli
Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He
Bacha!
Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.

Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena…;)

Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!

BOY:

Its just a formality, but I still ask

“can I marry ur Daughter”

FATHER:

‘Who told u its just a formality’?

BOY:

“The Gynaechologist:-

PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza hota hai.to sub se pyar lena chaiye.
William Nargis!