Angry Moment

‎” Angry Moment




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when U are sleeping & someone
enters Ur Room,
turns on the Lite & then leaves Without turning it OFF >

If I wear makeup

If I wear makeup,I’m fake!
If I dress up,I’m a Show off!
If I sy what I think,I’m a forward
If I say nothing,I hav Attitude problem
If I cry sometimes,I’m a drama queen!
If I hav guy friends,I’m Fast If I stand up 4 myself, I’m mouthy
Its like u can’t do anything nowadays vdout being labeled

So what?!! . Forward this txt n let dem know u r proud of who u r.

Miracles Can Save My Mom

Heart Touching Story

A 5 Yrs Old Boy Went
To A Pharmacy And
Asked The Pharmacist …
…”This Is The 0nly Money
I Have,
Can I Buy Miracles . . . ? ? ?”

The Pharmacist Confused With
What The Boy Asked And Said…
“Why Do You Need Miracles
For. . . ? ?”

The Boy Replied …
Because The Doctor Said That
0nly Miracles Can Save My
Mom … ='(

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Before You Met Me

Before You Met Me

You Were Sad

I Was Happy

Then I Gave You My Smile

And

Took Away All Your Sadness

And

Now I M Going Away Forever

Will Take All Your Sadness

And

Hide It In Some Part Of My Life

And

You Will Never Feel That

The Smile Up There Is Not Yours

Its “MINE” . . . =/

Old People Drive Like

G i G g L i N g
B i T e S

Old People Drive Like
They Have All The Time
In The World,

But

Young People Drive Like
Their Days Are Limited…. =P =D

Samosa said to aaloo

Samosa said to aaloo:
jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u.

Aaloo said:
jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2

Moral of the story
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khayen:D

what is DEFINITION OF LAZINESS

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
” It is the art of taking rest before getting tired “:-P

Q Msg Msg krti hai

Q Msg Msg krti hai,
Q Msg pe tu marti hai.

Ik bat mjhe batla de tu,
ApNa Package Q nahi karti hai,

kya hota hai Msg ka,
Msg ki laga dun dhairi

mai barish kr don Msg ki,
memory full ho jaye teri

msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na,

mobile tera is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na,

jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai terii.

Paise ba’cha k msg k kya lagaye gi tu Rerh’hi..(theyla)

Main barish kar doon balance ki eid ho jaye teri… ;->

Few things Indian movies

Few things Indian movies taught us:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. If u decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut, You’ll always choose the right one.

3. Wen u turn off the light to go to bed, everything in ur room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds!!

5. A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from duty.

6. If u decide to start dancing in the street, everyone u meet will know all the steps.

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CASES AND THEIR TREATMEN

CASES AND THEIR TREATMENT ACCORDING TO CONTRACT ACT – A TRIAL OF A LOVER:

1. “jan me tmhare liye asman se taaray tor launga.”
Treatment: impossible act, void agreement.

2. “tm to meri jaan ho.”
Treatment: misrepresentation, void agreement.

3. “me saari zindagi tmse pyar karunga.”
Treatment: offer made without concideration, void agreement.

4. “me tmharey bf ko jan se mardunga.”
Treatment: offer against public policy, void agreement.

5. “tmhe mujhse shaadi karni he paregi.”
Treatment: offer made by coercion, void agreement.

CONTRACT ACT ROCKS … =P =D

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