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angry moment ‎" Angry Moment - - - - - - - - when U are sleeping & someone enters Ur Room, turns on the Lite & then leaves Without turning it OFF >   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 150 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 953   if i wear makeup If I wear makeup,I'm fake! If I dress up,I'm a Show off! If I sy what I think,I'm a forward If I say nothing,I hav Attitude problem If I cry sometimes,I'm a drama queen! If I hav guy friends,I'm Fast If I stand up 4 myself, I'm mouthy Its like u can't do anything nowadays vdout being labeled So what?!! . Forward this txt n let dem know u r proud of who u r.   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 369 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 637   miracles can save my mom Heart Touching Story A 5 Yrs Old Boy Went To A Pharmacy And Asked The Pharmacist ... ..."This Is The 0nly Money I Have, Can I Buy Miracles . . . ? ? ?" The Pharmacist Confused With What The Boy Asked And Said... "Why Do You Need Miracles For. . . ? ?" The Boy Replied ... Because The Doctor Said That 0nly Miracles Can Save My Mom ... ='(   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 358 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 508   before you met me Before You Met Me You Were Sad I Was Happy Then I Gave You My Smile And Took Away All Your Sadness And Now I M Going Away Forever Will Take All Your Sadness And Hide It In Some Part Of My Life And You Will Never Feel That The Smile Up There Is Not Yours Its "MINE" . . . =/   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 333 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 404   old people drive like G i G g L i N g B i T e S Old People Drive Like They Have All The Time In The World, But Young People Drive Like Their Days Are Limited.... =P =D   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 158 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 431   samosa said to aaloo Samosa said to aaloo: jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u. Aaloo said: jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2 Moral of the story in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khayen:D   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 313 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 2143   definition of laziness DEFINITION OF LAZINESS- " It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":-P   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 81 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1 Sponsored Links   q msg msg krti hai Q Msg Msg krti hai, Q Msg pe tu marti hai. Ik bat mjhe batla de tu, ApNa Package Q nahi karti hai, kya hota hai Msg ka, Msg ki laga dun dhairi mai barish kr don Msg ki, memory full ho jaye teri msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na, mobile tera is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na, jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai terii. Paise ba'cha k msg k kya lagaye gi tu Rerh'hi..(theyla) Main barish kar doon balance ki eid ho jaye teri... ;->   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 470 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 3748   few things indian movies Few things Indian movies taught us: 1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil. 2. If u decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, You'll always choose the right one. 3. Wen u turn off the light to go to bed, everything in ur room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds!! 5. A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from duty. 6. If u decide to start dancing in the street, everyone u meet will know all the steps.   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 610 | Sms Length : 4 | Views : 1269   cases and their treatmen CASES AND THEIR TREATMENT ACCORDING TO CONTRACT ACT - A TRIAL OF A LOVER: 1. "jan me tmhare liye asman se taaray tor launga." Treatment: impossible act, void agreement. 2. "tm to meri jaan ho." Treatment: misrepresentation, void agreement. 3. "me saari zindagi tmse pyar karunga." Treatment: offer made without concideration, void agreement. 4. "me tmharey bf ko jan se mardunga." Treatment: offer against public policy, void agreement. 5. "tmhe mujhse shaadi karni he paregi." Treatment: offer made by coercion, void agreement. CONTRACT ACT ROCKS ... =P =D HaHaHaHa   Submited in : Mix Sms Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 592 | Sms Length : 4 | Views : 1324

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