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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
" It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":-P
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Q Msg Msg krti hai,
Q Msg pe tu marti hai.
Ik bat mjhe batla de tu,
ApNa Package Q nahi karti hai,
kya hota hai Msg ka,
Msg ki laga dun dhairi
mai barish kr don Msg ki,
memory full ho jaye teri
msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na,
mobile tera is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na,
jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai terii.
Paise ba'cha k msg k kya lagaye gi tu Rerh'hi..(theyla)
Main barish kar doon balance ki eid ho jaye teri... ;->
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Few things Indian movies taught us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. If u decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, You'll always choose the right one.
3. Wen u turn off the light to go to bed, everything in ur room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds!!
5. A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from duty.
6. If u decide to start dancing in the street, everyone u meet will know all the steps.
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CASES AND THEIR TREATMENT ACCORDING TO CONTRACT ACT - A TRIAL OF A LOVER:
1. "jan me tmhare liye asman se taaray tor launga."
Treatment: impossible act, void agreement.
2. "tm to meri jaan ho."
Treatment: misrepresentation, void agreement.
3. "me saari zindagi tmse pyar karunga."
Treatment: offer made without concideration, void agreement.
4. "me tmharey bf ko jan se mardunga."
Treatment: offer against public policy, void agreement.
5. "tmhe mujhse shaadi karni he paregi."
Treatment: offer made by coercion, void agreement.
CONTRACT ACT ROCKS ... =P =D
HaHaHaHa
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Dedicated to all students..
Good Night..
Bhool gaye shehar se aa k parhnay walay..
Kis ki Maa ne kitna zever becha tha..
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SuggestioN 4 U.
Never say anything bad about urself
Ur frnds are enough to debate on this subject..!! :p
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Hey i was planning 2 come 2 u but i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod cable to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles
Aasan bhasha mai i dont have da car... :-DAaaL !s WeLL:-P;-)
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We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
Doubt by back bencher association..!
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Hazaro Larkiyan Aati Hai.
Hazaro Jati Hai.
Hazaro Hasati Hai..
Hazaro Rulati Hai..
Lekin Mere Dost Sath Vohi Nibhati Hai..
Jo Nikah Mein Aati Hai..
Aur Galey Parh Jati Hai... =P ;->
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BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China-
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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"
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