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A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.
The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter "Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don't Fall into the River."
The Little Girl Said, "No, Dad. You Hold my Hand."
"What's the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.
"There's a Big Difference" replied the Little Girl.
"If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For

 

I m a lonely road of broken dreamz,

Its a boulevard that i am searching for,

These starz are all so dull,

Its the moon that i am searching for,

Happiness iz so angry at me,

Its life that i am searching for,

There is a crowd around me at all times,

Its a friend that i am searching for,

My life iz just like a path,

Its a destination that i am searching for,

Dont know what iz it that i've lost,

Maybe its 'ME' that i am searching for !! :(

 

Missed Call

Abi Tum Na Mujy §ocha Mujy Iss Na ßataya Hy

Mairy Çell Par Number Tumhara Jug Magaya Hy

Guthun Lipty Hoa Din Main Huwa k Ik Jhonka Hy

Ka Jaisy Aasman Par Dupehar Main Abar Aa Jain

Ka Jaisy Ajnabi Raston Main koi Dost Mil Jaey

k Jaisy khawab Ankhon ki Panahon §y Nikal Aey

§akoon Mil Jaey Jaisy Dard ko Aaram Aa Jae

Jaisy ße-Irada Lub Py koi Naam Aa Jae

Ka Jaisy koi ßhooli ¥aad Dil Main Dustakian Da Dy

koi Maanoos Aahut Jis Tarah Dil ko Dekhai Da

kisi ki Naram Ankhon ka Jalwa Dekhai Da

Abi Mera Tasawar Tairy Dil ko Çhu k Aaya Hy

Mairy Çell Phone Py Tumara Number Jugmagaye Hy

 

Whn NASA Began d Launch Of Astronauts In 2 Space, They Found Out Tht d Pen Wudn't Work @ 0 Gravity (Ink Wil Nt Flow Down 2 a Writing Srface)

Solution # 1- 2 Solve Dis Prblm, It Tuk Them 1 Decade(10 Yrs) & $12 Million. They Developd A Pen Tht Wrkd @ 0 Gravity, Upside Down, Undr Water, In Practicaly Any Srface Including Crystal & In A Temperature Range 4m Below 0 To 300 C

Solution # 2- & Wh8 Did Russians Do? They Used A Pencil

MORAL

-Always Luk 4 Simple Solutions

-Devise d Simplst Posible Solution Tht Solves d Problems

-Always Focus On Solutions & Not On Problems

 

An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?


Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.

Next...Q

da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?



caz da elephant is made of plastic.

Hahaa...nvr giv up...one more..

Nw,

Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?

caz da bananas r in da TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?

caz dey r on dif chanels.

Hohohohooho..hehehe

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?

Cmon think

caz de TV is off.

Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?

Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(

 



 
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