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An elephant has 5 bananas

An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?


Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.

Next...Q

da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?



caz da elephant is made of plastic.

Hahaa...nvr giv up...one more..

Nw,

Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?

caz da bananas r in da TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?

caz dey r on dif chanels.

Hohohohooho..hehehe

Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?

Cmon think

caz de TV is off.

Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?

Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(...

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