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Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : Im talking with my angel now :S
Girl : Aww , Do u know that you are So sweet ?
Boy : yes , ohhh but my Angel just signed off So Im talking with yu now !! :P
Girl : Aaaargh ><
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Gf : am i pretty or ugly?
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Bf : you are both
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Gf : what do yu mean both ?
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Bf : Gf : am i pretty or ugly?
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Bf : you are both
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Gf : what do yu mean both ?
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Bf : you are pretty ugly
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girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie
Me: No, lets watch your photo album ;D
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Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your tongue is out and your mouth is open
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PS: Good boy. Now roll over ;) :P
Apane Mere Tommy Ki Yaad dila di.
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Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?
U said
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,
20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)
<('.')
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_/"\_K죣€r
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If You Think
I m Bad. . .
Come To Me...
I'll Give You More Better
Reasons
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To Hate Me ...=P ;)
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You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account
2- U Got A Mobile Phone
4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This
5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)
7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There
8- Where Is N.O 6 ?
9-U Are Now Smiling
10- Where Is N.O (1)
11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1
Do U Really Think U R Normal? =P ;)
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ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?
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Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!ok
Haha
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*Aladdin ka chirag mila!
= Me jin se bola,
is sms parhne wale ka dimag 10 guna zyada barha do!
*Jin hans kar bola-
= Multiplication doesnt apply on zero!:-P
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Boy proposing a girl :
Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.
Girl : wada ?
Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.
Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...=P;->:-P
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