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Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???
StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ??? :P
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Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?
Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So sweet of you :) :)
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Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you..xP :P
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Boy: "ILY" ...
Girl: "Awwww... I love you too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I said, 'I'm Leaving You'..." :P
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CUTE INSULT :
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Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
letters..!!
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Boy : I knw. Its I love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!
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Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : Im talking with my angel now :S
Girl : Aww , Do u know that you are So sweet ?
Boy : yes , ohhh but my Angel just signed off So Im talking with yu now !! :P
Girl : Aaaargh ><
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Gf : am i pretty or ugly?
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Bf : you are both
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Gf : what do yu mean both ?
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Bf : Gf : am i pretty or ugly?
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Bf : you are both
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Gf : what do yu mean both ?
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Bf : you are pretty ugly
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girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie
Me: No, lets watch your photo album ;D
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Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your tongue is out and your mouth is open
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PS: Good boy. Now roll over ;) :P
Apane Mere Tommy Ki Yaad dila di.
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Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?
U said
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,
20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)
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If You Think
I m Bad. . .
Come To Me...
I'll Give You More Better
Reasons
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To Hate Me ...=P ;)
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