I hate when I’m ignoring someone

I hate when I’m ignoring someone but they don’t text me or anything so they don’t even know that I’m ignoring them…

You Are Ugly if a kid says to u

f a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean..
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious..
but
If a little kid says you’re, You Are Ugly…

Color of teeth

Never judge people by the color of their skin, but by the color of their teeth…

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Arguing with stupid people

Arguing with stupid people
is like killing the Mosquito
on your cheek.
You might or might not
kill it, but you’ll end up
slapping yourself.

ladkiya tabhi tak CUTE hoti he

ladkiya tabhi tak CUTE hoti he
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Jab tak woh MUTE hoti he =))

Ek thi Daayan the movie

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend.

Boy: hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of u….miss u

Girl: awww.. even i miss u 2..

konsi movie dekhi?

Boy: Ek thi Daayan!:-P;-)

The Walk of Shame

The “Walk of Shame”
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When you have to put something back in a store after your Mom says
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“No :D

For the girl who says that all the boys

For the girl who says that all the boys r SAME should be asked
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who told HER to try ALL OF THEM . ? ;D

Bro can i use your phone

Full kameena pan..!!

1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone
to call my grlfrnd..??
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2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit
redial… =P

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Small Argument Between BF GF

Classic Insult…

A Small Argument Between BF & GF turn violent …

Boy: Don’t Let The Animal in Me Come Out …!!

Girl Replies: Aah! As If I’m Afraid Of A Mouse…. !! :P

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