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Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???

StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ??? :P

 

Boy: Hi

Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ?

Boy: I am texting to the most beautiful girl of the world.

Girl: (Emotionally)
Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So sweet of you :) :)
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Boy: But she is not replying so i am texting you..xP :P

 

Boy: "ILY" ...

Girl: "Awwww... I love you too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I said, 'I'm Leaving You'..." :P

 

CUTE INSULT :
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Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
letters..!!
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Boy : I knw. Its I love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!

 

Girl : What are you doing ?

Boy : Im talking with my angel now :S

Girl : Aww , Do u know that you are So sweet ?

Boy : yes , ohhh but my Angel just signed off So Im talking with yu now !! :P

Girl : Aaaargh ><

 

Gf : am i pretty or ugly?

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Bf : you are both

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Gf : what do yu mean both ?

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Bf : Gf : am i pretty or ugly?

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Bf : you are both

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Gf : what do yu mean both ?

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Bf : you are pretty ugly


 

girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie
Me: No, lets watch your photo album ;D


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Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your tongue is out and your mouth is open



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PS: Good boy. Now roll over ;) :P
Apane Mere Tommy Ki Yaad dila di.

 

Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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If You Think
I m Bad. . .

Come To Me...
I'll Give You More Better
Reasons
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To Hate Me ...=P ;)

 



 
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