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Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...=P;->:-P

 

Yahan bi hoga

Wahan bi hoga

Ab to saray jahan mein hoga



Kiya


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Tera Hi Jalwa,

 

Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette, gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoye

Baap ne bete ko buhat mara aor ghuse me cheekha:

"Kab se kar rahay ho ye sab kuch?

Beta rotay hoye: "Baba main ne to ap ki jacket pehni hui hai..!" :-)}

 

Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koi Lateefa suna..

 

Gadhon ki race..
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Fire.......
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Abay Bhaaag msg baad main parh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.

 

WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga,

MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga,

MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN Hai sudHer jayE Ga,

KyA kHabEr tHi k to GadHa Hai GadHa Hi keHlayE ga.. :p ;->

 

B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)













B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)

 

Sweet insults:

Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

I'd like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Keep talking. Someday you'll say something intelligent.

Dont you love nature, despite what it did to you? :-):-D

 

If Sm1 ask me Wt is Meant by Lyf
I wud Sit Nxt 2My Frnds
Pul dem Close 2gethr
Put My Arms around dm & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS r My Lyf" so proud to b idiots

 

rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
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and act exactly opposite to her advice;-):-))


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