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Gadhon ki race..
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Abay Bhaaag msg baad main parh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga,
MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga,
MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN Hai sudHer jayE Ga,
KyA kHabEr tHi k to GadHa Hai GadHa Hi keHlayE ga.. :p ;->
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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B4 u speak.
(listen)
B4 u pray..
(forgive)
B4 u quit..
(try)
B4 U hate..
(love)
B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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Sweet insults:
Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
I'd like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Keep talking. Someday you'll say something intelligent.
Dont you love nature, despite what it did to you? :-):-D
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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If Sm1 ask me Wt is Meant by Lyf
I wud Sit Nxt 2My Frnds
Pul dem Close 2gethr
Put My Arms around dm & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS r My Lyf" so proud to b idiots
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
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and act exactly opposite to her advice;-):-))
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge
hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaenge
koi tmhari burai hamare samne kar k to dekhe
kasam se hum b uski
"HAN Me HAN" milaenge
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KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE,
YoUn FOzOL sMs yA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi KArtE,
JiSka MoBiLe HE UskO WaPiS KArdo,
InSaNi ChEezON Se "BANDAR" KhELa Nhi krte,,
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U know U r an Active Internet Surfer When
1. Ur bookmarks take 15 min. to scroll frm top 2 bottom
2. U step out of Ur room & realize tht Ur parents hve moved & U dnt hve a clue whn it happend
3. All Ur frnds hve an @ in their name.
4. U chck Ur mail. It says "No New Msgs", So U chck it agn
5. U wake up at 3am 2 go 2 bathroom & chck Ur e-mail on the way back to bed
6. The last girl you picked up was only a JPEG
=P =D
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Submitted By Zulqarnain From ( +923215779342 ) |
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U r very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like u.
I Always pray that u should b safe.
So plz
B careful whenever u jump from
Tree To Tree;
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