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Boy proposing a girl :
Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.
Girl : wada ?
Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.
Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna...=P;->:-P
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Yahan bi hoga
Wahan bi hoga
Ab to saray jahan mein hoga
Kiya
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Tera Hi Jalwa,
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Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette, gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoye
Baap ne bete ko buhat mara aor ghuse me cheekha:
"Kab se kar rahay ho ye sab kuch?
Beta rotay hoye: "Baba main ne to ap ki jacket pehni hui hai..!" :-)}
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Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koi Lateefa suna..
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Gadhon ki race..
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Fire.......
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Abay Bhaaag msg baad main parh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.
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WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga,
MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga,
MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN Hai sudHer jayE Ga,
KyA kHabEr tHi k to GadHa Hai GadHa Hi keHlayE ga.. :p ;->
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B4 u speak.
(listen)
B4 u pray..
(forgive)
B4 u quit..
(try)
B4 U hate..
(love)
B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)
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Sweet insults:
Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
I'd like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Keep talking. Someday you'll say something intelligent.
Dont you love nature, despite what it did to you? :-):-D
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If Sm1 ask me Wt is Meant by Lyf
I wud Sit Nxt 2My Frnds
Pul dem Close 2gethr
Put My Arms around dm & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS r My Lyf" so proud to b idiots
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rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
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and act exactly opposite to her advice;-):-))
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