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Lamha Lamha....karke waqt guzar jayega,7fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko patha lo,kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumeh sup diya jayega........
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Teacher : Dear Ravi, Where were u born ?
Ravi : Tiruvanantapuram
Teacher : ok, come & write da spelling on board.
Ravi: Sorry teacher.... i was born in Goa.
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A pakistani goes India ilegaly,security oficer asks:who r u?
Paki:i m hindu
oficer:then tel me the names of 5 bhagvans
Paki: Yassu
Panju
Haar
Kabootar
Doli
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Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear
Laalu: U FOOL,tum FASHION TV dekhe ho? Rich women bhi clothes nahin pehanti hai. Yeh fashionwa ha
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BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki main marne ke baad phir zinda ho sakun
BHAGWAN- Ye mere bas ki baat nahi hai putr, ye toh sirf Ekta Kapoor hee kar sakti hai
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jab jab tharo sms aaway mare aang aang mein gudee gudee aaway thare sms ka konee kasoor moro mobile vibration par huway
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
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Headlines of 2025..
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 1/liter.
6. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
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Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score 100 in d mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england?
GUESS!
WHO?
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN.
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How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english.
Think
Say this fast in American accent.
'There was a cold day!' ;->
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