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BREAKING NEWS
Islamic research se sabit hua hay k murghi haram hay...
Agar chori kii hoo tu :-D
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Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gayi to Air hostess ne pucha: are you suffering from nausea?
Meera: No, I m suffering from Karachi to Lahore$
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Meera ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gayi to Air hostess ne pucha: are you suffering from nausea?
Meera: No, I m suffering from Karachi to Lahore$
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Taliban: bohat jald karachi arahe hain
MQM: aslah le lo
Awam: rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: istaqbal karo
Memon: BURKE KHAREED LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-
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Meeaaoou!
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Meeaaoou!
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Meeaaoou!
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Meeaaoou!
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Meeaaoou!
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( @ ! @ )
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Bohat khoob!
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"Humari billi
Humay he meeaaoou"
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Burey Aamal
ki waja se, merne k baad,
kuch Mard (Men)
Bhoot
ban jatey hai,
Lekin Tamam
Aurten (women)
Merney k Baad b
Churailen
hi rehti hai.
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Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....
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But maths at least has logic ! :-)
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Kid:Abbu jb aap fail ho jate the to dada aap k sath kya salok krte the
Abbu:Wo Meri khoob pitai krte the
Kid:Pr jb dada fail ho jate to?
Abbu:To un k walid sahab unka ser phor dete the.
Kid:Abbu me exam me fail hogaya hun agr aap mujhse tawun krein to ye khandani dehshat gardi humsha k liye khatam ho sakti hai
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Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...
Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...
Magar Maine Unse Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...
To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar Aana Waise Hum Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
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L?g Kehte He?
K
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L?rki??
ZiNDAGi H?ti He?
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MAUT N?he..
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M?ger
W? LOG
Ye Ki?? Bh??l J?te He?
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Dh?k? B
ZiNDAGi Hi Deti H?
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"MAUT" N?he..!
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