Aj pehli bar tm class mein

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

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uni and kg class

KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale..

*UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)

*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come..

*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P

*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy..

*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D

*K.G: clas tst me star..

*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar:-).

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Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia

Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia

1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha

Yar Main Ro Rha Hun

Dost ne kha

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Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P

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Boy nd girl in matric exam

Ultimate Truth:
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If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage…
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But,
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If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage…
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Funny But True%-)!

Peter terminated by boss

*JOKE*
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”

English by school pti

Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
1. There is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?

3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

4. You go & under stand the tree.

5. I’ll give clap on your face.

6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.

7. Why Haircut not cut

8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?

9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P

Funny people

*Funny Quote*
A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.GEORGE CARLIN

angry boss

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

Boys K lye Behtren Bat

Boys K lye Behtren Bat

Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Pr mt Azmao jsne Tmhe bolna sikhaya

or sari narmi us maa pr na azmao jis se tm rat 2,2 bje tak 2rs ghanta pkg per bat krte ho ;)

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0k i love yOu jaaN

Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
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1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
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3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha…>*
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Girl: O0oh..
its 0k i love yOu jaaN.

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