Pichlay zmanay mein

Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha hansta tha to kehtay thay iss pr saya hai,
Ab koi akela hans raha ho to kehtay hain,
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Menu v send kree’n…

Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha

Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha
Boss new Salesman se milny gia to
Wo 1 customr ko fishing rod bech rha tha
Boss door khara dealing dekhny lga
Usne fishng rod bech di
Customr:
Kitny rupy?
S.man:
1200
Phir us ny customr k shoes dekhy
“Itne mehngy shoes pehn k fishng kren gy?
Sports shoes lelo
Wo bi bech diye
Phir kaha:
Dhop me bethna pary ga
Cap bech di
Machli pkrny k lie kafi wait krna pary ga
Biscuts,chips de diye
Total 5000/=

Boss khushi se bola:
Wo fishng rod leny aya or tum ne itna kuch bech dia
Salsmen
Sir wo admi to “ALWAyZ”leny aya tha
Me ne kha 7 din
tu ghr pe kia kry ga?
Ja Machlian pakar.

ik Buzurg sham ko

ik ‘Buzurg’ sham ko
ksi k Ghar tashreef ly gye.

Sara khaandan
Baba G k pas jama tha.

Kisi ny
shaan me Gushtakhi kr di,

usi waqt

sara Khaandan Anndha ho giya.
Aur Zor Zor sy Rony aur chiLLany laga,

Baba Gee,
hme muaf kr dein,
hm pr reham kro

Itny me BABA G
uthy
aur

jooti uthai
aur
Sub ko eik eik lagai
aur farmaya,

kambakhto

LIGHT chali gai hy..

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Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na

Beti:
Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na..!

Ammi:
Beti Ustad Baap Ke Baraber Hota He.

Beti:
Ammi Aap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakkar Me Rehna,
Mere Liye Na Sochna.:-)

sitting in the Examination hall

The most “hungry+sad” mOment..
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When yOu’re sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt “Tea with SamOsas” :D :

Pen hai

How to disturb…”’
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

Syllabus Lana Zra

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zra”;-)

Im not sad for being single rather

I’m not sad for being single rather :-O
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I’m thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
“bechaarii” ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

Bas nahi aaoon ga

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :

Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.

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mosquitoes liked his status

Facebook fever:
Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D

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