Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom

Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary

Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary

Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para Hai

Khaadim Bi Meri Quom K Makhdoom Hain Saary

Her Jurm Meri Zaat Se Mansoob Hua Hai

Keya Mere Siwa Shehr Me Masoom Hain Saary

Ab Kon Mere Pa’on Ki Zanjeer Ko Kholy

Haakim Meri Basti K Bi Mehkoom Hain Saary

Shayd Ye Zarf Hai K Jo Khamosh Hoon Ab Tak

Warna To Tere Aaib Bi
Maloom Hain Saare

English n Urdu always contradict each other

English n Urdu always contradict each other:

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

Im Desperately Trying To Find Out

I’m Desperately Trying To Find Out Those 4 Pple Who R Intrstd In My Life,
Whn

Mom Keeps Saying..

…”Chaar LOG Dekhenge To Kya Bolenge..”

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University life

University life…

ASSIGNMENT copy karte waqt,

“Oyeeeee!! Yeh kya likha hai?”

“Jo lafz samjh arha hai wo likh, jo nahi aa raha uska aisa he design bana de:-D

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nh

K0i larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi!
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Wah wah!
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Koi larki hmain thukra dy to ghum nhi!
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D0ob maray wo kamini jiski kismat me hum nahi:-D=)

wah wah wah taaliaaaan…

Count the girls names

!Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal’s poem

Wohi guftugu ka andaz
wohi Shaista lehja
Neelam jam hy Feroza deedar lehja
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Zban main Tarannum e Nighat ghazali
Naghma dil awaz Seema lehja
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Shireen kalaam py Shama Mahjabeen
Tabassum sy Roshan Aara jamal lehja
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Naseem chali to phail gye khushbu char soo
our Gul e rukh sy Nuzhat mahak lehja
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Pyar ki Tehreem ko Saher tk andaz likha or Farheen k chaman sa Ujala lehja

Moral
Allama Iqbal b km nhi thy;

similarity between facebook and fridge

What is the similarity between facebook and fridge ??
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Pata hota hay k kuch bhe nhe hay phir bhe din me 10 bar khol k dekhty hain:

A BOY was sitting in a Park

A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…

An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?

Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai.

Male Criteria For Life Partner

Male Criteria For Life Partner:
They Expect Their Women To Look Like Miss Universe
&
Work Like
‘Massi sheedan

FEMALE CRITERIA FOR Life Partner:

They Expect their MEN To look like
Mr Universe,
Earn like Bill Gates
& obey like RAMU Kaka.

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2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi

2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye..
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1st vo: jo facebook par gali de raha ho..
(qki wo bechara real me kuch nahi kar sakta.)

aur

2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..
(qki aap uska kuch nahi kar sakte.).

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