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Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tm ny PUpU,
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Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon :>
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BaChay k0 gHar sE baHir bHejtE huey aur kisi k0 miscall marte hUey aiK hi dAr rahta hAi??
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K0i CHUK nA Le...!!
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Hamare Dil ne jab chaha tab tab Aap jaage the
hamare Dil ne jab chaha tb tab Aap jaage the
Q k wo hum hi the jo Aap k ghar ki Ghanti baja kr bhaage the.
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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
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Girl: panditji mere 2 boy friend hain
un dono mein kis k sath shadi hogi? Wo khushnasib kon hoga?
Pandit: pehle se shadi hogi aur dusra khush nasib hoga
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::Height 0f frankness::
Baap bete se:"aj kal income bari kam hai"
Beta:" jy tu piy0 na na honda te bari pyaree jugat lani c tenu"!=P;->
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Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???
Doosrey dost ne kaha
Larka Maamu ban jata hy
Or
Larki Phupph..,
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Shah Rukh Throw hIs SpeaKing WrisT WaTch,
& sAid: SaALi PichLay 15 Mints sE Atk k chaL Rai hAi.
Watch RepLied: Abay sALay tU BhI To pIchLay 15 saAL Se aTk k chAL Raha hAi.
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Mera Dil Torne Wala So Raha Hai Chain Ki Neend
Us Ko Yeh Nai Pata
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Mein Ne Wo Dil Abi Abi Gift Shop Se 100rs Ka Liya Tha Aur Us Ne Gira Kar Tor Diya...;->
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Teacher:
"Al Beruni"
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Bhai
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Pathan
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Sochne
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Baad bola...
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Al Andruni...=P;->
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