if a boy has a balance in his mobile

If a girl has a balance in her mobile then definitely she has a boyfriend and if a boy has a balance in his mobile definitely he is single.

Whn a Smal Kid hits u

HELPLESS MOMENT:-)

Whn a Smal Kid hits u

Widout any reason in frnt of his Mom nd u can’t do anything bt smile & say

“Beta NAII”

Hum Nahin Itnay Ghaafil K

Hum Nahin Itnay Ghaafil K Apnay Chaahnay Waalon Ko Bhool Jaayain

Masroof Zaroor Hotay Hain
Lekin
Pangay Sub Say Laitay Hain..¤

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i wish there was something between us.

Guy- you’re pretty

Girl- thanx

Guy- i wish there was something between
us.

Girl- me too

Guy- really, like what?

Girl- a wall

YOU are a person not a chemical

Thought of the day!

YOU are a person
not a chemical,

so think before You react…..,,.

Fone Ho to Iphone Ho

-Banday Ko Honest Hona Chaheye
*Smart To Fone Be Hota Hy

-Fone to Nokia Hona Chaheye
*Apple to Fruit B Hota Hy

-Reply Dhang Ka Hona Chaheye
*Hmmm To Bhens B Karti Hy…

-Fone Ho to Iphone Ho
*S1,S2,S3,S4 to Train K Dabby B Hoty Hen

-Insan Ko Bat Karnay Se Pehlay Salam Krna Chaheye
*Hi Hi to khusray B Karty Hain

University to GARRISON Honi Chaheye
*Misbha To Larki B Hoti hy

Dost to kaminay hony chaheay,:;)
Achy to dagh b hoty hen.

Dusro k Girl Friend se toh

Shaadi karni hai toh apne
Girl Friend se karo,
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Dusro k Girl Friend se toh
gharwale bhi karwa dete hai..

Top Answers Of Teachers

Top Answers Of Teachers If They
Don’t Know The Answers!
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– I Think The Question Is Wrong :p
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– I’ll Tell You Tomorrow :p
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– Don’t Ask Foolish Questions :p
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– You’ll Study This In The Next Class :- ?
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And The Most Famous 1
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– Nice Question, Raise Your Hands
Who Know The Answer For This? (If No
One
Raises)
Then…:p
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It Is An Assigment For You ! :

Joke of the day

Joke of the day

– Phone to iPhone hona chahiye
S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai !

– Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye
Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hai !

– Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai !

– Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye…
Caring to Nurse bhi hai !

– Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye
Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai !

– Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai !

– Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye
Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai !

– Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye
Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai !

– Air condition cooling dena chahiye
Hava to Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !

– Cable ho toh Tata Sky jaisa
Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me bhii hote hai !

– Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye
Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai !

– Cement to Pure honi chahiye
Strong to apni Dosti bhi hai

– Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye
Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai !

– Ladki sweet honi chahiye
Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai !

– Ladka Smart hona chahiye
Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !

– Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !

– Ladki asli me Ladki honi chahiye
Mahela toh Jaywardane bhi hai !

– Baal Swing honi chahiye
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !

– Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye
Kyuki rotlu to Shreeshanth bhi hai !

– Bachha ek hi paida hona chahiye
Twins to Tower bhi hai !

– Exams mein fail hona chahiye
Pass to Train ka bhi hai !

– Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye
Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai !

– Log special hone chahiye
Aam toh Fruit bhi hota hai !

– Bathroom mein Hair Dryer hona chahiye
Towel to Sreeshanth ke paas bhi hai !

– Aadmi ko khush rehna chahiye
Udaas to Pankaj bhi hai !

– Bande ke paas Izzat honi
chahiye
Paise to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai !

– Gaane me Sur hona chahiye
Dard to Anu Malik ke gaane ko sun ke bhi hota hai !

– Ladka handsome hona chahiye
Cool to Talcum Powder bhi hota hai !

– Baal majboot hone chahiye
Mulayam to Yadav bhi hai !

– Ladka accha hona chahiye
Smart to Phone bhi hota hai !!!

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nothing is possible

who said nothing is impossible? ……i have life experience. i have been doing it for years.

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