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How Come Mario
Can Smash Through
Bricks...
Yet
He Dies When
He Touches A
Freaking Turtle ... ? =/ ;)
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A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands 0utside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
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"Classic"
1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron
k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me
Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr
Jao'n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na
Ho ...
2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni
Behen Se Kra De ... =P =D
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~ Attitude
Personified ~
People Say To Me
"Sudhar Jao... Improvement Lao"
How To Tell Them..
"There's No Scope 0f
Improvement In Perfection" ... =P =D
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Wife: What�s On Your Mind ?
What R U Thinking Now?
Husband: Stop Eating My Brain
And
Read My Latest STATUS UPDATE! =P ;)
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Exclusive Pickup Lines
- Are You Going To Kiss Me
Or
Do I Have To Lie To My Diary?
- Are You Religious?
Good, Because
I'm The Answer To Your
Prayers.
- Compared To You, The Sun
Feels Cold.
- I Just Had To Come Talk With
You. Sweetness Is My Weakness.
- I Looked Up The Word "Beautiful"
In The Thesaurus Today, And Your
Name Was Included.
- Is Your Name Gillette?
Because You're The Best A Man
Can Get
- You're Like A Dictionary -
You Add Meaning To My Life! ...
(",) =D
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Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It.
So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.
Sincerely,
Girls. =P
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Routine Of Holidays:
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Sleep Till U R
Hungry,
Eat Till U R
Sleepy... ;)
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Football Male Hai Ya Female??
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Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke Underwear
Pehen Ke Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.!...
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Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne
Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye
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...:-)
Assalamu Alaikum...:-)
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