i have kitkat

Microsoft : Aj mere pass windows 8 hai, Xbox hai, Skype hai, Nokia hai, tumhare pass kya hai… ?
Google : KitKat…

wo aj bhi garmi me mar raha hay

wo aj bhi garmi me mar raha hay

faraz.

kisi ne aik br kaha tha tum sweater me salman khan lagty ho

Chup ho kis waja se humy maloom ni lkn

Chup ho kis waja se humy maloom ni lkn!
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Dil doub sa jata ha jb Tum bakwas nhe krty:p
(-,-)
/ / dost alfaz
/ /pe mat ja
, ehmiat check kar apni ehmiat:-)

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Shakespeare bhi aurat ko nahi jaan ska

She is just a
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Pronoun….!
Iss se zyada to Shakespeare bhi
aurat ko nahi jaan ska……! :P :D

men To Station ke paas men Rehti hun

Larka:
Tum Mere Sapno men, khwabo men,
jazbaton men rehti ho!!
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Larki:
Bhaai.. Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya He,

men To Station ke paas men Rehti hun:-)

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Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.

Authorities ne puchha kaise??

Woh bola:
10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.

Pakistani bola:
90 lakh mein bana dunga!!

Authorities ne pucha:
Itna mahenga kyon??

Pakistani bola:
30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole:
Aur bridge kaun banayega??

Pakistani bola:
Bridge Chinese se banwa lein gay…

And
Pakistani got the tender..

Sory Aaj Ghalib ka subha sey B.P high he

Ishq karna hey to phir dard bhi sehna seekho..
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Warna aisa karo apni oqaat mey rehna
seekho .. :-s
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Sory Aaj Ghalib ka subha sey B.P high hey.

PETROL 106 LTr ho gya hy

Wo Rooth Kar
Kehti he Mujh se k
Tumhra to Milna hi Kam ho gya hy.

Ab Us Pagli ko Kese Smjhaon k PETROL 106 LTr ho gya hy .
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or CNG milti nhi
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<):(> Dekh yaar is
Govrment ki waje se
“LARKIiyan” hath se nikal rahi haiN.
(‘.’)/
<):( Ruko Janu cycle par araha hun.:

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Mujhy U.P.S udhar do

: Meri Sham K0 Sanwar do,
Meri Raat K0 Qarar do,
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Mujhy U.P.S udhar do..!
Ya Generator se Ek taar do!
UFF! GARMI.

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