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Shakespeare Said:
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage."


Samajh Aya Kuch?
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Nahi Na
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..

 

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,


Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

bache ko Parhaya Karen,

Sunga Na Karen..!

 

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

 

Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar ;

 

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

 

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

 

Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain.

Beautiful flowers,
perfumes,
neckleses,
teady bears,
purses,
rings
or bangles etc

laiken larky aik dosry ko kia dety hyn,





Guess kar0.




Aby, ye lay bachi ka number,to b kia yad krega,kis jiger sE dosti ki ha:-P


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Ameero k bachay at Habib Bank top roof..

Wow man what a great view...

Gharebo k bachay:

Ao dekhte hain kiska thook pehle neche jata hai :D

 

*Ajab Chiragh hun "Din "Raat" "Jal" Raha hun "FARAZ"

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Main Thak Gya hun Koi "ROOH AFZA" hi Pila Dy Mujhe. . .:-P

 

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,


MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

 



 
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