new year 2014 best funny sms

‘Happy New Year’ – I commented on her facebook
status

She – Same to you.

I edited my comment to ‘I LOVE YOU’

*BLOCKED*

Photo editing app to get beautiful picture

Everyone is beautiful in their own way..Sometimes it just takes the right type of photo editing app to see it…

how to kill the mosquito on your cheek

Arguing with me is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself…

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Kiya Yeh Khula Tazad Nahe

Facebook par hum Larkey apna khoobsurat Face dikha ke itny likes nahi le skty,
jitney larkiyan Face k bagair wali pics mein likes le leti hain…

Kiya Yeh Khula Tazad Nahe…

Using facebook since 2009

A Boy started using Facebook since 10th May 2009 and
has 263 friends..!!
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A girl started using FB since 9th Dec 2013 and has 3522
friends, 25,472 Followers, 99+ unread Messages, 99+
Pending Notification…

Iss shair me shaayer lambi chhor k phans gaya

Sarsari zikr kia tha Ishq me mar jane ka
Ab ussay zid hai k tum mar k dikhao mjhko..
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Tashreeh: Iss shair me shaayer lambi chhor k phans gaya hai… ¡D :P

Naino Main Sapna

1 – 18 Years

Naino Main Sapna.

19 – 25 Years

Sapno Main Sajna.

26 – 35 Years

Sajna Pe Dil Aa Gaya.

After 35…

Kyun Sajn Pe Dil Aa Gaya…

load shedding funny sms

(“,)/ aey! Kya
<)) Bolti Tu? _//_ (.") Ay! Kia me <((> Bolon?
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(“,)/
<)) Sun! _/L (.") <((>
_//_ Suna
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<)) Teri light aa _/|_rahi hai kya? (.") <((> Oh tu ne ye
_/”\_kia puch liya
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<)) _//_ary aati hy jati hy, har pal satati hy, tension barhaati hy or kia;-(:(:-

JiiS DiN Se uS Bewafa Ne Mujhe chora Hy

JiiS DiN Se uS Bewafa Ne Mujhe chora Hy
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Yaqeen karo,,
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Mobile ki Battery 3 , 4 Din aaram se chal jati hy..?:

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Dude this iOS7 is Amazing

Time Line Post :
“Dude this iOS7 is Amazing” Ya Bro! My iPhone looks so Cool…

Real Life :
“Abhey Chhoti Pin wala Charger de” Han 10 min ruk…

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