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Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
1. There is no wind in the football.
2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?
3. You rotate the ground 4 times.
4. You go & under stand the tree.
5. I'll give clap on your face.
6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.
7. Why Haircut not cut
8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I'm there in the Class?
9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 453 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 678 |
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*Funny Quote*
A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.GEORGE CARLIN
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 133 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 271 |
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Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( sankalpf99@gmail.com ) |
Characters : 123 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 311 |
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Boys K lye Behtren Bat
Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Pr mt Azmao jsne Tmhe bolna sikhaya
or sari narmi us maa pr na azmao jis se tm rat 2,2 bje tak 2rs ghanta pkg per bat krte ho ;)
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 223 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 640 |
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Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
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1st Hour: Sorry
2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
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3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,
4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan
5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho
6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,
7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,
Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>*
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Girl: O0oh..
its 0k i love yOu jaaN.
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 472 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 1961 |
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Har Koi Pouch Raha Hay Kiya Kartay Ho..?
Goya Ke ISHQ Koi Kaam Hi Nahi....!
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 78 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 703 |
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Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:
ammi aj main school ground main shahid afridi lag raha tha
Ammi khush hokar:
woh kese mere chand?
Bacha: kal ka homework na karne par teacher ne kaha jao beech ground main or dono hath upar kar k khare hojao.
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 307 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 764 |
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Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?
Student
Oxygen,
Chlorine,
Florine,
Bromeen,
Noreen,
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Parveen &
Yasmeen!
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 176 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 575 |
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A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room..
All Boys Got Crazy For Her..
They All Stand In Her Way,,
But After Her Reply They All Had Almost Died..
What She Said.. ?
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Bhai Sahab Jagah Dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai =P
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 242 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 647 |
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Jb sheeshy k bartan PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy 'CHUNNN'
Jb bachon k ghubaary PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy 'THUSSS'
Jb paani k bulbuly TOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy 'PATUKKK'
Aur
Jb muqaddar PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy
'QABOOL HY'
'QABOOL HY'
'QABOOL HY'.. ;->)
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
Characters : 286 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 182 |
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