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Ulloo k pathey gadhey k buchey kuttey k pilley jab chotey hotey hain to kitney piyarey hotey hain

 

Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Muna Bhai: simple.... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!

 

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 

Apun ek sher bolega.Charon taraf Chand bekher raha hai Light, @??Bole tu hogai hai Nite,band kerne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight,?Bole tu...Gud Nite..?

 

Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh kehte hain, jo ap k pas nahi usko"DAMAGH" kehte hain.

 

1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?

 

Ek sher doctor ki zubani:

Hoon main doctor jahan,

meri wife hai nurse wahan,

Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,

mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha


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1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta thi,jab b milta thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha krta tha,Ye on kesay hota hai?

 



 
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