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Side effect of Studying 2 much:
A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)
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I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p
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Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :
Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.
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Facebook fever:
Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight"
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After sometime
17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D
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Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..
Kia hogya hai tmhen?
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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p
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KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale..
*UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come..
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy..
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star..
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar:-).
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Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia
1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha
Yar Main Ro Rha Hun
Dost ne kha
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Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P
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Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy D¡è$T..
Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy...
(-,-) Acha abbu me
<)(\ chalti hon,phr aao
_// gi agle hafty:
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Ultimate Truth:
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If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage...
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But,
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If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage...
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Funny But True%-)!
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*JOKE*
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
"Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
"Oh," Peter said, "You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."
"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"
"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the boss."
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