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Joke of the day

Joke of the day

– Phone to iPhone hona chahiye
S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai !

– Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye
Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hai !

– Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai !

– Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye…
Caring to Nurse bhi hai !

– Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye
Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bhi deti hai !

– Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai !

– Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye
Emotions to WhatApp mein bhi hai !

– Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye
Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai !

– Air condition cooling dena chahiye
Hava to Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !

– Cable ho toh Tata Sky jaisa
Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me bhii hote hai !

– Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye
Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai !

– Cement to Pure honi chahiye
Strong to apni Dosti bhi hai

– Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye
Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai !

– Ladki sweet honi chahiye
Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai !

– Ladka Smart hona chahiye
Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !

– Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !

– Ladki asli me Ladki honi chahiye
Mahela toh Jaywardane bhi hai !

– Baal Swing honi chahiye
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !

– Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye
Kyuki rotlu to Shreeshanth bhi hai !

– Bachha ek hi paida hona chahiye
Twins to Tower bhi hai !

– Exams mein fail hona chahiye
Pass to Train ka bhi hai !

– Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye
Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai !

– Log special hone chahiye
Aam toh Fruit bhi hota hai !

– Bathroom mein Hair Dryer hona chahiye
Towel to Sreeshanth ke paas bhi hai !

– Aadmi ko khush rehna chahiye
Udaas to Pankaj bhi hai !

– Bande ke paas Izzat honi
chahiye
Paise to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai !

– Gaane me Sur hona chahiye
Dard to Anu Malik ke gaane ko sun ke bhi hota hai !

– Ladka handsome hona chahiye
Cool to Talcum Powder bhi hota hai !

– Baal majboot hone chahiye
Mulayam to Yadav bhi hai !

– Ladka accha hona chahiye
Smart to Phone bhi hota hai !!!

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