Jims Funeral Is On Sunday

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club
For His Birthday ..

At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football
With Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual
Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say
Anything , He’s On The Darts Team
In My Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?
The Wife Storms Out Dragging
Jim With Her & Jumps Into A
Driver Says “Hey Jimmy Boy , You
Picked Up An Ugly One This Time..”

Jim’s Funeral Is On Sunday … =P =D