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Govt school k Bache

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Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha.
Rastay mein ek buzurg ne kaha: “bacho’n larke ko choro ye khud school aaye ga”
Bache zor se boley: “Baba ji ye shagird nhi humara ustad hy, roz school se bhaag jata hy” ;)

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