Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
1. There is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?

3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

4. You go & under stand the tree.

5. I'll give clap on your face.

6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.

7. Why Haircut not cut

8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I'm there in the Class?

9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P...