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Before marriage amp AfTer marriage

Posted by admin in Funny Sms ( Characters : 167 | SMS Length : 2 )

Before marriage:
roses are red
voileT is blue
i luv one, daT is u…

AfTer marriage:
roses are dead
i hav flu,
don’T come near… ;->
Paray mar Tou..!! :@

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