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A Man Knocks @ da Door
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain
Boy: Bhootni K
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya
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Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de lena!
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Do u know...how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion?
He gave a force "F" by kicking a cow and 4 dat it gave a sound "MA".So he formulatd 2nd law (F=MA). After few sec da cow gave back kick 2 Newton then he formulated 3rd law. i.e. 'FOR EVERY ACTION THERE is AN EQUAL N OPPOSITE REACTION":
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Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya...?
2nd dost: yar is se mareez ki maali halt ka pta lg jata hy.;-)
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Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu
Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u?
Student: Same here sir! ;-)
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Jis din tumko shaam staye,
Sard hwa dil na behlaye,
Jis shab so na pao tum,
Bechani kuch barh c jaye,
ankh zara c num ho jaye,
Samjho!
Tum KO BUKHAR hai..
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Rocky aPni Siahat k Qisay Sunata Rehta Tha,
ek Roz Us Ki Mulaqat Apnay Dost Se hOi,Us k Dost Ne Pocha "Tum Hindustan Kabhi Gaye"
rocky: Yes
frNd: Or Afirica Dekha?
Rocky: Wahan To 2 Sal Guzaray Hyn.
Frnd: Khob ..america Or Australia Wahan Bhi Gaye?
Rocky: Bilkul,
frNd: Phr To Tum Geographia Se Khob Waqif Ho gAy?
Rocky: Wahan Se To 2 Roz Pehlay Aya Hon.
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Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta.
Beta: jo mard apny dushmano sy bhaagta hai woh buzdil hota hai dady.
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2 hamshakal jurwan bachy apny kamry me bethay thay.in me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas kony me betha tha.
Baap ny pucha:tum itna q hans rhy ho?
Vo bola "kuch nahi papa,aj mumy ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia ha":-D
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Maa.
beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna.
Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana.
Jub beta america se wapas aya to dekha ghar mn 1 khubsurat girl ghoom ri h.
beta.tum kon ho?
mn teri maa hon.
Beta.abba kahan hn.
Maa.unho ne 2 khaliye thy wo jhooly Mn so rhy hn.
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