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advise for hot june

Dear June

Please take panadol twice a day

Your temperature is very high

Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj

Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,
Kal waly achy thy
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samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?
“Ye kal waly he to hn”

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call ufone helpline

Ek Larkay Ne Ufone Helpline Pe Cal Ki..
Girl: Assalam o Alaikum Ufone Helpline Ji Farmaiye Sir…
Boy: Kya Ap Muj se Shadi Karna Chahti Hain?
Girl: G Ap Ne Ghalat Numbr Dial Kar Diya Hai..
Boy: Nai Ap Bataayen Ap Muj se Shadi Karien Gi?
Girl: G Main Shadi Mai Interested Nai Houn..
Boy: Love Marriage Ya Arrange Marriage?
Girl: Not Interested
Boy: Honeymoon Switzerland Ho Ga.
Girl: Ap ko Samaj Nai Ata K Mujey Shadi Nai Karni To Phir Kiyo Mujey Bar Bar Offer Dey Rahey Hain…
Boy: Madam Ab Ap ko Andaza Howa Hoga K Jab Ap ki Company Ki Taraf Se Bar Bar Offers K Sms Atey Hain To Hamhein Kitna Ghussa Ata hai .

when wife demand for gold as gift

Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do.
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Ye Lo Gold leaf

funny train sms

2 Girls In TRAIN

1st: Tmhy kesa Husbnd Chahyie
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2nd: CrorePati

1st: Agr Crorepati Na mila tou??
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2nd: Tou 50 Lakh k 2 Chalen gy

1st: Agr wo na Mily Tou??
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2nd: Phr 25 lakh k 4 chalengy.

Upar Birth Pe Laita Larka Bola:
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Jb ye 1000 rupay pe Aa Jaye To Mujhe Jaga Lena. :-) :

pakistani man has 4 wifes

If a Chinese has a wife and a grlfrnd, he will love his wife more.

A black man has many wifes,but he will love his 1st wife more.

A white man has 1 wife and many grlfrnds, he will love his grlfrnds more.

A Pakistani man has 4 wifes and many grlfrnds bt he still love his
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Ammi G;-)
Ami tusi kaho te peeno dee zaban cut deyan:

Kinnu ka chilka nichor jaae

Mujhe Apni Zindagi Mein Aaj aik Cheez Ki Tamana Hai

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Bas Jis Ki Aankhen Ye Msg Parh Rhi Hain Un me koi Kinnu ka chilka nichor jaae…!:p

new year 2014 best funny sms

‘Happy New Year’ – I commented on her facebook
status

She – Same to you.

I edited my comment to ‘I LOVE YOU’

*BLOCKED*

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Photo editing app to get beautiful picture

Everyone is beautiful in their own way..Sometimes it just takes the right type of photo editing app to see it…

how to kill the mosquito on your cheek

Arguing with me is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself…

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