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till death do us part

Son: The marriage vows say “till death do us part”, so we are not married in heaven?
Father: That’s right son… because if we were still married, we’d be in hell!

advise for hot june

Dear June

Please take panadol twice a day

Your temperature is very high

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Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj

Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,
Kal waly achy thy
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samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?
“Ye kal waly he to hn”

call ufone helpline

Ek Larkay Ne Ufone Helpline Pe Cal Ki..
Girl: Assalam o Alaikum Ufone Helpline Ji Farmaiye Sir…
Boy: Kya Ap Muj se Shadi Karna Chahti Hain?
Girl: G Ap Ne Ghalat Numbr Dial Kar Diya Hai..
Boy: Nai Ap Bataayen Ap Muj se Shadi Karien Gi?
Girl: G Main Shadi Mai Interested Nai Houn..
Boy: Love Marriage Ya Arrange Marriage?
Girl: Not Interested
Boy: Honeymoon Switzerland Ho Ga.
Girl: Ap ko Samaj Nai Ata K Mujey Shadi Nai Karni To Phir Kiyo Mujey Bar Bar Offer Dey Rahey Hain…
Boy: Madam Ab Ap ko Andaza Howa Hoga K Jab Ap ki Company Ki Taraf Se Bar Bar Offers K Sms Atey Hain To Hamhein Kitna Ghussa Ata hai .

when wife demand for gold as gift

Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do.
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Ye Lo Gold leaf

funny train sms

2 Girls In TRAIN

1st: Tmhy kesa Husbnd Chahyie
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2nd: CrorePati

1st: Agr Crorepati Na mila tou??
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2nd: Tou 50 Lakh k 2 Chalen gy

1st: Agr wo na Mily Tou??
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2nd: Phr 25 lakh k 4 chalengy.

Upar Birth Pe Laita Larka Bola:
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Jb ye 1000 rupay pe Aa Jaye To Mujhe Jaga Lena. :-) :

pakistani man has 4 wifes

If a Chinese has a wife and a grlfrnd, he will love his wife more.

A black man has many wifes,but he will love his 1st wife more.

A white man has 1 wife and many grlfrnds, he will love his grlfrnds more.

A Pakistani man has 4 wifes and many grlfrnds bt he still love his
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Ammi G;-)
Ami tusi kaho te peeno dee zaban cut deyan:

Kinnu ka chilka nichor jaae

Mujhe Apni Zindagi Mein Aaj aik Cheez Ki Tamana Hai

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Bas Jis Ki Aankhen Ye Msg Parh Rhi Hain Un me koi Kinnu ka chilka nichor jaae…!:p

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new year 2014 best funny sms

‘Happy New Year’ – I commented on her facebook
status

She – Same to you.

I edited my comment to ‘I LOVE YOU’

*BLOCKED*

Photo editing app to get beautiful picture

Everyone is beautiful in their own way..Sometimes it just takes the right type of photo editing app to see it…

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