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The most "hungry+sad" mOment..
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When yOu're sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt "Tea with SamOsas" :D :
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How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??
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Side effect of Studying 2 much:
A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)
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I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p
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Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :
Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.
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Facebook fever:
Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight"
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After sometime
17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D
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Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..
Kia hogya hai tmhen?
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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p
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KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale..
*UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come..
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy..
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star..
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar:-).
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Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia
1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha
Yar Main Ro Rha Hun
Dost ne kha
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Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P
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Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy D¡è$T..
Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy...
(-,-) Acha abbu me
<)(\ chalti hon,phr aao
_// gi agle hafty:
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