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The most "hungry+sad" mOment..
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When yOu're sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt "Tea with SamOsas" :D :

 

How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

 

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

 

I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

 

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :

Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.

 

Facebook fever:
Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight"

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D

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Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

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KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale..

*UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)

*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come..

*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P

*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy..

*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D

*K.G: clas tst me star..

*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar:-).

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Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia

1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha

Yar Main Ro Rha Hun


Dost ne kha

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Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P

 

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy D¡è$T..

Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy...

(-,-) Acha abbu me
<)(\ chalti hon,phr aao
_// gi agle hafty:

 



 
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