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Teacher Tmhary ghar min subsy bahadr kon hy ? Bacha: chooha Teacher: wo kesy ? Bacha Hum abbu sy derty hin Abbu Ammi sy derty hin Aur ammi choohay sy derti hn.
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Faraz Teri Ankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai,
Wah Kya Keh Dia...
Faraz Teri Aankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai
20 ka easy load to karva de hath boht tang hai.
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Ajab larki thi, rhti thi bs khayalon may.
Wo zarb krti thi taqsim k swalon may.
Clas room me pencil talash krti thi.
Wo bhool jati thi us ko lga k balon me.
Us ki ankhon se bazahir thi har ik bat jese.
Wo band rehti thi dil k hazar talon me.
Wo pyar choton se, izzat baron ki krti thi.
Na me bachon me aa ska na umar walon may.
FARAZ ab b agar haseeno k chehre na perhe.
To hum ne seekha kya university k chaar salon may... ;-)
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* Funny but fact...
* larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki s0orat me milti h.. :-)
* Kamiyab Aashiq w0h, jo mehb0ba ko b.v ni Ban'nay Deta.. :-)
* Kaash larkian cigrate peti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin :-)
* Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban'na h :-)
* Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti h jesay m0t insaan k0.. :-)
* D0st0n zindagi enj0y kro, kal tmhari shadi ho jaegi :-)
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Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
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Patient: doctor aisi medicine dijye k marnay k baad phr se zinda ho jaon
Doctor: Is me mein apki HELP nhe kar skta, U plz Contact
(STAR PLUS) ;->
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3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di
" Thaaaaaaa "
Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?
Usne kaha: Nai.
Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?
Wo B Bola: Nai.
Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai
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1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k
gUSy ma school
ja rha tha
raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
Lrka:Nhi
miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)
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Ghazal
Ik wo zamana tha k 1 ropay 4 char Anay thy
or hum 2 anay ki keer khate the
or 2 Anay ka totiya motiya
ik yeh zamana hy k hum kuch b nhi khared sakte
aslye nhi k humry pas paise nhi
yar bazar band hy na aslye
ik wo zamna tha or ik yeh zamna hy
Moral of Story:
her Ghazal achi nhi hoti =P ;->
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Ab shikwa krte ho hum se k humarae lab Q sil gaye?
Mange thi tum se "chap stick" aur tum hamain "elfee" de gaye.. :->
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