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U r in a boat in

Question:
U r in a boat in de midle of a river.
U hav 2 cigaretes nd hav to light any 1 cigarete.
U dnt hav anythng else wid u in de boat..
How wil u do it?
Ans:
Take 1 cigarete n throw it in de water,
the boat wil become LIGHTER..
using dis LIGHTER u can light de other cigarete.

Another deadly ans


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u throw a cigarette up nd catch it.
Catches win MATCHES..using de MATCHES dat u win,
u can light the cigarete


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Tak water in ur hand nd drop it drop by drop..
TIP TIP "TIP TIP brsa pani..
Pani ne aag lgai.
Us aag sy hmne cigarete jalai....

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