Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions??
> 10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
> obvious situations and
> some equally stupid answers.
>
> 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
> Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
> Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over
> here..
>
> 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on
> your feet...
> Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
> Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
> why don't you try again.
>
> 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
> Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
> Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
>
> 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
> Stupid Question:- Is the 'Paneer Butter Masala' dish good??
> Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
> cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
>
> 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you ...