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':' WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university':'
-: how to yawn without opening mouth :- how to sleep with eyes open -: how to believe that this lecture will end soon :- how to control our anger for lecturer . . . .
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Question:
Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai
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Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.
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Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi thay.
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How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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[How good r U at chemistry???]
Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,
Nickel and
Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.
Got confused?
Ok.
Just see
Xplanatn:
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
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Iron = Fe.
So,
There combinatn is
'K Ni Fe' :
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Q - what's the definition of women?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !! :-);-)
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Six Brilliant Doubts:
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?
3. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day??
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Smart Answers
Teachr: r u chew in gum?
Stdnt: no,m john smith:)
Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite.
Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p
Father: shameful results! do u alwz get such low marks?
Son: no,only whn i take exams;)
Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?
Boy: no, u'll hav 2 walk aswell:)
Girl: i hav changd my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?;)<('.')
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....
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Who is the leader of ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because frog is MAINDUCK
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