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What Is The Biggest Benefit
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100% Attendance ... =P =D
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What would happen if women ruled the world?
There would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other... ;->
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Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
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Sir: What do u know about chemistry?
Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-)
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What is more useful after it is broken?
An egg
Which is the most shocking city?
Electri-city
Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
Dinner & Lunch
How many gr8 men were born in Pakistan?
None, only babies were born.
If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is?
Time to buy a new clock ;->
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Most Dangerous P.J. ever-
( Warning- Read at ur own risk, b careful )
Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali jaye toh usse kya kahenge..?
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"USB";->
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Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.
Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk... :-)
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The answer to d toughest question
ever is here!!
wen do u know U r in LOVE.....
U know U r in LOVE
wen U start looking for the
cheapest mobile plan :p :p :p
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':' WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university':'
-: how to yawn without opening mouth :- how to sleep with eyes open -: how to believe that this lecture will end soon :- how to control our anger for lecturer . . . .
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Question:
Kya aaj k zamane main bagair dolat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai
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Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf larkion ko hasil hai.
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