When u r Single,
You See Happy Couples Everywhere,
When u r Married,
You See Happy Singles Everywhere… ;) :D
Height of addiction: In a college form, when asked about the “permanent address”, a student wrote “www.facebook.com”!
Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. .. Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. .. But Dearest God Don?t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Height Of Begging!! A sleeping beggar puts up A notice board in front of him: “Please do not make noise By dropping coins Offer notes” =D
A modern artist is the one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells that cloth…
My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it. It makes me cry (William Kangla)