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Warning On Products

Some actual product?warning labels:

1.) On a New Zealand insect spray –
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

2.) On a Sears hairdryer –
DO NOT USE?WHILE SLEEPING.

3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

4.) On Marks & Spencer?Bread Pudding?-
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights –
FOR INDOOR?OR OUTDOOR?USE ONLY.

6.) On a Swedish?chainsaw?-
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

7.) On a child?s superman costume –
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

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