Call summary

Call summary:-

Boy to boy!
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding…=)) =D

5 facts about u

5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s

2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)

Warning On Products

Some actual product?warning labels:

1.) On a New Zealand insect spray –
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

2.) On a Sears hairdryer –
DO NOT USE?WHILE SLEEPING.

3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

4.) On Marks & Spencer?Bread Pudding?-
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights –
FOR INDOOR?OR OUTDOOR?USE ONLY.

6.) On a Swedish?chainsaw?-
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

7.) On a child?s superman costume –
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

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how to kill an Engineering student

how to kill an Engineering student….

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Just pour water on his record book one day before submission!!

Mar Jayega!! ;)

spreading the truth

I don’t mind people spreading rumours about me..but if they start spreading the truth I’m screwed…

zindgi ki keemat

Zindgi ki keemat ka Andaza maut ke bad hi hota hai….
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For exampal…

zinda murga
Rs. 85/-

Aur

chicken tandoori
Rs. 230/- per plate….

Why only boys

When a Guy does Something
Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

When a Girl does Something
Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t
mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

One night a boy healped an unknow aunty

One night a boy healped an unknow aunty to reach her home. aunty:-beta raat bahut ho gai hai yanhi so jao,bittu ke room me. boy:-nahi aunty may hall me so jaungi.
next morning a beautiful girls come with a cup of coffe.
boy:-aap koun?
girl:-mai bittu aur aap?
boy:-mai gadha ullu ka pathha.GUD NA8

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Ek Pal Me Tut Ke Bikhar Jane Ki,
Chahat Bas Itni Thi Us Diwane Ki,
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