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I saw him on facebook,I added him...
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I saw him outside,I deleted him :D
..........Y display pictures look tooo cute in thumbnails.....?:(
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Fantastic answer for , Why didn't u receive my Call?
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I was dancing at my Ringtone...:p
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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I don't understand banks.
Why do they attach chains to their pens.
If I 'm trusting u with my money, u should trust me with ur pens :-)
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Fact of Life...
Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK and EMAIL ! :p
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Height Of Begging!!
A sleeping beggar puts up
A notice board in front of him:
"Please do not make noise
By dropping coins
Offer notes" =D
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He Broke Her Heart...
And She Broke His iphone 5G...
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I think We All Know Who Cried HArder.... :-p :-D
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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Son 2 his
Mom:
Mom you know na I Love You Alo0ot
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sorry Mama i can't accept your friend request on facebook!! =P ;->
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Heights Of Shock.
Boy msgs her gf: jan i can't live wthout u,Wil u Marry me.?
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Girl
Who'z dis?
I had lost my contacts
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Who is a boy?
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A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
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he starts compromising at a very tender age.
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He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.
Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.
He also sacrifices his cigarettes for friends.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining.
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Boy's life is really tough and full of sacrifice.
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joke finished! u can laugh now:D :-P :D
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HEART
T0UCH!NG
ST0RY
A b0y l0ved a girl but never pr0p0sed her. 0ne day he
decided t0 tell her at 1:00 am at night.
He type:
"i L0VE y0u"
And sent !t, after a few sec0nds he g0t a msg but he dec!ded t0 see it the next day f0r surprise and slept.
Next day, he read the msg and becme s0 sh0kd bcoz
!t was wr!tten:
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Dear cust0mer, msg sndng failed due t0
insuficient balnce. Please recharge ur acc0unt :-D :-D
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