Height of flirting of ENGINEERS

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful
teachr in dis college. =P =D

we should all pay our tax

*Funny Quote*
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. –

Hardest thing ever

Hardest thing ever?
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Controlling your laughter
at serious times :p :D

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The Guy Who Convinced

The Guy Who Convinced
The First Blind Man ,
He Needed A Sunglasses
Must Have Been One Hell Of
A Salesman ?

Who is a Boy

Who is a Boy.?
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He starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without any complain.
And finally his life ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
He is that creature of God who no one can compete. Respect every boy/man in your
life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for u.
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Forward kro larkon k liye pehli dafa kisi na kuch acha likha hai. :p :D
mere to ansu hi nhi ruk rahy;(

When a Woman Loves

When a Woman Loves!

When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.. :P

One Good Thing About TWITTER

One Good Thing About
TWITTER
Is That It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
FACEBOOK :P :D

Agree

5 facts about You

5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s

2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)

A Girl Takes 100 Pics

A Girl Takes 100 Pics In A
Day N Deletes 99pictures.
One Picture
That Seems Better.
She Uploads N
Comments ? Aaise Hi
Bethi Thi Yar Kisi Ne Click Kar Li? =d

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FUTURE PLANNING

FUTURE PLANNING

Once Oldman waiting 4 Train. sitting
at Bench.
A Boy
came & asked Time.
0ldman refuse
2 tell Time
Boy insisted
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
Oldman :
If i tell U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
my name
job etc
Then
I ask about u
both of us will be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She will meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she too
Then
she insist me 2 marry u
&
Em sorry
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Time
Boy: Fittay mu tera Babay ;-):-D

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