accountant job in newspaper

Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs – 20000Rs.
So I called and told them the answer is -5000Rs…

I want my bed near the mobile charging slot

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

Bill Gates’ money and World’s Peace

If you are asked to choose between Bill Gates’ money and World’s Peace, THEN

What will be the color of your Lamborghini?

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What the hell is your computer doing on my computer

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

Funny Jokes In English

We have great collection of funny jokes, you can enjoy reading and send these funny jokes to your funny sms friends and have fun. You can read funny poems, funny english jokes, funny sms jokes,funny poetry and jokes funny.

U can never loose which U don’t have

As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P

Short But True !!!

my phone contact list

My phone just fell down on the floor !!

Is everyone ok in my contact list?

Give me some sun shine give me some rain

Give me some sunshine..!!
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Give me another girlfrnd..!!
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I m single once again..!! :D :v :P

Every problem has only one solution

According to my parents,
Every problem has only
one solution,
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“Just throw away the damn phone” …

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Hey there! I am using whatsapp

People with “Hey there! I am using whatsapp ” status
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are actually Not using WhatsApp .

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