last seen on whatsapp

Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…

5 ways for man to be happy

5 ways for man to be happy with women

1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…

2. Be with a women who gives u her time…

3. Be with a women who takes care of you…

4. Be with a women who really loves you…

5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;)



If women ruled the world

If women ruled the world there would be no wars…

It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other. ;-)

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Please advise a solution

School teacher sent home a note..:..
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” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ”
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Mother sent a note back:
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”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem. :p”

pulling a door that says “PUSH”

whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”

split us up by music genre

Someday, if we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they split us up by music genre… ;->

DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK ACCOUNT

Behind every successful person, there is a…

DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK ACCOUNT…

Living on Earth may be expensive

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun…

pay the Pizza bill herself

A girl realizes the pain of Break-up only when
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She has to pay the Pizza bill herself..

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temple run , angry birds and fruit ninja

Tried practicing Fruit Ninja in the kitchen, ended up playing Temple Run with my mom chasing me like an Angry Bird…

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