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Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.

Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!

Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

 

Definition of
"A great loser":


A person who dials a number
(written with lipstick on a phone booth)
and...

.

.

.



His wife picks up the phone... ;-)

 

Customer Shouted:

"Waiter, Waiter !
There's A Dead Fly In My Soup..."


Waiter Replied:

"Oh No!
Who's Going To Look After His Family..." ;->

 

1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?
2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi
1st:Wo kese?
2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi.

 

Q: Have yOu Heard The Joke AboUt bUtTer?


Ans: I Butter Not Te|L yOU,

It Might sPreAd.

 

PsyChIatrIst's rEceptionist cOmEs & sAyZ theRe's mAn oUt WHo sAyS He cAn mAke hImSELf

"INVISIBLE"

Psychiatrist:"Te|L Him I cAn't c hIm rIght now."

 

¡!¡! CHEaTer's
ThoUght ¡!¡!




>>Try & Try. . :-)






>> If U Dnt Succeed. . . :-(








>>Than. . ;-)





>>Cheat . . .:-D


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Daddy
Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony

But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite. Daddy Says

Jhony: Yes But d Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire. =P ;)

 

A man traveling at 130 mph on th highway ws stopped by highway police.
Man:"Sorry,officer was I driving too fast?"
Officer:"No,sir.U were flying too slow."

 

Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted Whn People Stick Their Noses In My Bussiness."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"I've A Company, Make Tissue Papers..." ;->

 



 
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