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Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
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Definition of
"A great loser":
A person who dials a number
(written with lipstick on a phone booth)
and...
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His wife picks up the phone... ;-)
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Customer Shouted:
"Waiter, Waiter !
There's A Dead Fly In My Soup..."
Waiter Replied:
"Oh No!
Who's Going To Look After His Family..." ;->
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1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?
2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi
1st:Wo kese?
2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi.
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Q: Have yOu Heard The Joke AboUt bUtTer?
Ans: I Butter Not Te|L yOU,
It Might sPreAd.
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PsyChIatrIst's rEceptionist cOmEs & sAyZ theRe's mAn oUt WHo sAyS He cAn mAke hImSELf
"INVISIBLE"
Psychiatrist:"Te|L Him I cAn't c hIm rIght now."
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¡!¡! CHEaTer's
ThoUght ¡!¡!
>>Try & Try. . :-)
>> If U Dnt Succeed. . . :-(
>>Than. . ;-)
>>Cheat . . .:-D
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Daddy
Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony
But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite. Daddy Says
Jhony: Yes But d Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire. =P ;)
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A man traveling at 130 mph on th highway ws stopped by highway police.
Man:"Sorry,officer was I driving too fast?"
Officer:"No,sir.U were flying too slow."
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Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted Whn People Stick Their Noses In My Bussiness."
Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"
Man 1:
"I've A Company, Make Tissue Papers..." ;->
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