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life before computer
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Window was a square hole in a room
Application was somethong written in paper
Mouse was an animal
Keyboaed was a piano
File was an important office material
Hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip
Cut was done with knife and paste with glue.
Web was a spider's home....
But now......

 

The 3 most common lies on the internet :

¤ I have read and agreed to the terms of service :P

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¤ Status : Offline =P

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¤ Yes, Iam over 18 xP

 

‎5 missed calls from your mate, you missed a bachelor party last night.

5 missed calls from your best friend, they want to hang out.

5 missed calls from your girlfriend, she wants to talk.

5 missed calls from your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

 

Attachment is not when two people chat Day & Night.
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Its when someone E-mails U and Adds an Image or Data File with it. That File is Called Attachment. . . ;->

Jano aur Jantay Raho... =P

 

Bitter Truth ...

"If money ever grew on trees. . .
Girl's would'nt mind dating with monkeys"
Very true... =P <-;

 

When sum1 Takes ur cell for Hours & you are in no Hurry to Get it Back
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You Realize How Hopeless Single You are . . . =P ;->

 


How should a TEACHER be ? -.- <3

-Should be Absent at least 3 times a week

-Should come in class 10mins late and left the class 10 mins earlier

-Should not give any homework and assignments

-Should not ask any questions to students

-Should not disturb the students by teaching while they are talking



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This is how a week goes:
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Mooooooooooooooooonday........
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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday.........
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday..........
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Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday..........
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Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiday...........
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saturdaysunday... =P ;->

 

The pain of losing a Loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when
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Biscuit falls into Tea due to over dipping:-S

 


Dear Girls ! If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back . .
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Marry him ;-)

 



 
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