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if people commit suicide If people commit suicide because of too many problems, . . . when will my... . . . Maths book commit suicide ??? It has tons of problems....xD   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 153 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 891   if facebook get banned If Facebook get Banned, You will See People Roaming , in the Streets with Their Picture in their Hands Crying & Screaming .. "DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?" =P xP   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 169 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 2469   fighting for a seat in a bus Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus Conductor : The older one should sit her xP Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty :P   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 154 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1057   girls live longer than boys Why girls live longer than boys???? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Scientific studies have proved that .. .. .. "SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but, . .. "PAYING the "BILLS" does   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 194 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 3283   solution for all the problems We Have Solution For all The Problems :D . . . . . . .:. . . . .Wen They R Not Ours ;)   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 97 | Sms Length : 1 | Views : 1190   failed in physics Once a girl askd her bf : Why we have units to measure weight, height & distance but not love, friendship & trust? . Boy thought for a while........ . . . Took her in his arms, looked deep in her eyes & said ' Look Girl, DONT Eat my brain! I have already failed in Physics ' xP =P x"D   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 304 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1177   fact of google FACT of GOOGLE: . . 50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!! ;)   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( admin@sms2friends.co ) Characters : 204 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 1022 Sponsored Links   customer and waiter Customer to waiter : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.... . . . . Waiter : . . . . Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !! =P   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( admin@sms2friends.co ) Characters : 286 | Sms Length : 2 | Views : 726   biggest lie Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?” One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 372 | Sms Length : 3 | Views : 1244   funny english Killing English 1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? " 2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 3. once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.." 4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." 5. don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... 6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) 7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! 8. "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" 9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" 10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF" 11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" 12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" 13. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father 14. "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!" 15. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? 16. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" 17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U" 18. teacher to students:don't spit outside, the understanding people will suffer 19. i have 3 daughters, all are girl   Submited in : Funny Jokes Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) Characters : 1618 | Sms Length : 11 | Views : 2400

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