Employee: I want a raise in my salary, I am in demand and have two companies running after me! Boss: Oh! I am really impressed but which companies are they? Employee slowly: The electric and the telephone company!!

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor. Which will reach down first? . . . . . Ans:The Pizza,as it’s fast food! Lol xD

Yesterday i named my Wifi ” hack if you can ” . . . Today when i woke up it was changed to “challenge accepted”

I Know U R Too Much Daring Person And Like To Dare To Any Game. I Have A Special Dare 4 U. Can You Do? If Yes Then The Dare Is! ?Bijli K Transformer Par Khadey Ho Kar Nahana Hai?.