A married man had written on the back of his car….
“Don’t disturb . . . . aLready disturbed . . !!”:
Boy: I’m searching for the most beautiful girl..!! Girl: Look I came for you..!! Boy: That’s nice! Now help me to find her..!
Press down if u r free…. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . Press up if u r free!!!
When You Really Want To Slap Someone, Do It And Say…… , , , , ,, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Mosquito. :D:P
FACT of GOOGLE: . . 50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!! ;)
what is the difference btw secretary and personal secretary…. Secretary says: Good morning sir! Personal Secretary Says: Oh MY GOD… its morning Sir….