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Fairy to a 62 year old couple

Fairy(to a 62 year old couple): I will grant you each a wish.

Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.

The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'

Two tickets appeared in her hands.

Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.

The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'

The husband became 92 years old.

Moral:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females....

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