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Coz liars go to hell

Posted by admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 199 | SMS Length : 2 )

When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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