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Posted by admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 237 | SMS Length : 2 )

CAT: how old ru?

ELEPHANT: 5 years

CAT: but u look big?

ELEPHANT: I’m a complan boy

CAT: I’m 30 yrs old.

ELEPHANT: 30? U LOOK SO
SMALL

CAT: I’m a "santoor girl", keep smiling…….!!

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