Can We Go To McDonald

Posted by admin in Funny Jokes ( Characters : 155 | SMS Length : 1 )

Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?”

Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds

Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
N Said

Can We Go To KFC Instead?”

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