Beautiful Words By A Best Friend-
‘Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up…
Only After I Finish Laughing..’ Hahahaha :P :D
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I?m Peter, not a saint. I?m Paul not a POPE. I?m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi… I?m Mary, not a VIRGIN.
Tcher:”Wat is past participle of th verb ‘to ring’?” Johnny:”Wat do u think it is,Sir?” Teacher:”I dont think, I KNOW!” Johnny:”I dont think, I know too!”
Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!