True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs200 BUY A PILLOW

Smething 4 A True Friend: A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!! A True Friend Cant.?? B?coz He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin: Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail

Height of fb addiction: A boy’s FACEBOOK status- i’m online on fb durin lecture. Haha . . . Comment 4m his teacher: get out of d class now:) . PRINCIPLE lykd cmmnt..:-P