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Flirting is like a game of chess one wrong move and you are...
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. married ;)
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort ;) :P
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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Boy: I Love you..? !
Girl: Hahahahaha =p
Boy: I Won't Live without you..? =(
Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p
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Boy: I Will Die For You..? =!!
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha.. =D
Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..? =x
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ??? ? =D
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha ;P
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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It is said that if a girl closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most..and
when boys do that...
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SLIDE-SHOW Begins....xP :P
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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Dont b sad whn u see ur ex- boyfrnd/girlfrnd flirting with sum1 else,
come on yaar,
learn to donate ur old & useless toys to poor kids.. :) :P xD
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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In '1992'
Boy : Im in love with you !
Girl : Im in a Relationship
Boy : Ok (Commits Suicide) o_O
In '2002'
Boy :Im in Love with you :|
Girl: Im in a Relationship !
Boy: Okay I will find Another One ! :P
In'2012'
Boy: Im in love with you :P
Girl:Im in a Relationship :S
Boy : Okay I will wait for your 'BREAK UP' :D
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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Boy: I L U
Girl: Can you please spell it out just makes it more special (:
Boy: Im leaving you -___-
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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How do Boyz Text after Hurting their girlfrndz:
1st Hour: Sory
2nd Hour: Sory plz
3rd Hour: Just talk 2 me once Dear
4th Hour: Plz listen jan
5th Hour: Plz itna naraz mat ho
6th Hour: Im sory i wil die agr tum ne bat nai ki
7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100-larkyan Ghumti hain tere jesi..
Sir pe hi charh gai, dafa hoja churail...
Girl: Sorry DEAR i was out of credit :P
Boy: Oooh.. its ok, luv u jan! :p
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro..:-)
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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BOY:Do you have a PEN?
Girl: Yeah
BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !
Girl: What?
...You�re Kidding, It Works!
Boy: It Doesn�t Work!
Well, You Try...
Go, Write Your
Cell Phone Number Here... =
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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