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# Ghazal #
*Lgta nhi ha dil mra ab hr sawal mai,
Kis ki bani hai ye examination hall mai,
*Waqt-e-daraz mang k laey thay 3 ghantay,
2 sawal maikat gaey aur 1 jawab mai,
*Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa,
Qismat mai fail hona likha tha bus isi sal mai,
*Is parhai se kaho kahin aur ja basay,
Itni jaga kaha ha demagh-e-dagdar mai,
*Kitna hai bad naseeb student nakal k leay,
Do kagaz k tukray na milay poray hall mai..!!!
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DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) Wat is da capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D
CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
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Students While Studyin For Exams
-Books n Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences
-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page
-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin 'Headings'
-Thinkin About Where To Start From
&
Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
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Dad:result ka kya hua
Son:aba aik good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata
Son:mai pass ho gya
Dad:GREAT aur bad news
Son:good news galat hai. ;->
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Gham-e-zindagi sunaun meray examz hone waley hain,
Main khushi kahan se laun meray examz hone waley hain,
Tumhen ye gila hai jana ke mizaaj kyun hein barham,
Kaho kaise muskuraun meray examz hone waley hain,
Tumhen eid ki khushi hai mujhey yaad hai wo lekin,
Main ye kaise bhool jaun meray examz hone waley hain..
Mera zakhm zakhm seena tou lahu lahu safeena,
Main nijaat kaise paun mere examz hone walay hain.
Dedicated 2 All Students! :'( =P
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1 Student Exam
k hall me betha copy pe apna panja bana raha tha
duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper me to hand ki daigram ka question nahi hai.
Student: me paper banane wale pe
lanat bhej raha hun .;-)
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PAPPU exam me 1 bachey ka copy kr rha tha Examinr ne usy kahin or bitha dea us ne jawab k end me likha jawab ka baqea hissa roll#226 k papr pr mulahiZa frmaen
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Attitude of a 'STUDENT'
"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me. How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper. I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D
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Kal bohat dino k bad kitab kholi tu pta chala FARAZ
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Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata
Ye b nai ata
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4 Students Didn't
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said, Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn't study.
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
4 Days Time.
After 4 days all four
were seated in
four Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Qustn
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WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d.Back Left
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