Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song..

Dad: Padhaai kar Le Beta. Sheela Toh Exams Ke Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi..

About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made
Either in a lecture
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While preparing for exams…..!!

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Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya
Ujaad Sakte Hain..

Ye tanha Udaas raaten,

mera kamra
ye tanhai or ye kitaaben..!
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Tashreeh:-
Is shair mai poet ka kal paper hey or usay parhty huy mout aa rhe ha

when u dont write anything in exam then write this in the end of the paper “aik do char karo is garib ko pass karo” OR WRITE “agar mard ka bacha hai to mujhe pass karo”

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

Dost agr exm. me fail hota hai to dukh hota hai
but
Dost agar Top kr jaye to usse kahi zyada dukh hota h na
Its true na

Little FrEaKy’z Answers In an Examination :

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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid

The Teacher Fell down unconscious..!!!

Newton’s 5th Law
(Exam Law):

“Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases

When The Number Of Girls

In The Exam Hall Increases.”

Silence
is the Best Answer For All Questions!

Smile
is the Best Reaction In All Situations!

Unfortunately
Both Never Help In

Nikah,Interview n Exams…d:-p