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"I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
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TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi
Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy
Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi
Tm use kiss krogy jb wo krib akr kahegi
Papa:-
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Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se 2 main ap ko batata hun...
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1.kachi pencil se.
2.paki pencil se.
Hahahahaha
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Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
Woh Kaise?
Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
Hello Madam
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PAPPI TA DO
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GOnD nEwS
nOkIa n73 fReE
WIth 1 kG .
TOmAto . . .
BUy 1 kG.
TAmAtO
OnLy FOr
rS. 12,950.
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Have You Ever
Rearrange the Letters ...
" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "
It Would Come As
" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d
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I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain
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Height of disappointment : A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that.....
Phillip's 21 inch
was actually a TV.??
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HELLO!
hi !
how r u ?
k se ho?
sab khair hai!
Maze me ho?
tum ne jawab nhi diya.,....;->
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Two Friendz TaLkinG.
- Meri shadi hogai.
* O ye to acha hoa.
- Nahi, bura hoa, wo badsoorat hai.
* O ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, wo buhat ameer hai.
* O ye to acha hoa.
- Nhi, bura hoa, wo mjhe ek rupiya nhi deti.
* Ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, us ne mjhe Ghr khreed kr diya hai.
* Ye to acha hoa.
- Nhi, bura hoa, us Ghr mein aag Lag gai.
* Ye to bura hoa.
- Nhi, acha hoa, wo bhi ghr mein thee. ;-)
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